Scenario's.

[Roselyn]

Lemme start a new game.
Alright, here are the basic outlines.

The first person to post, which will be me in this case, will start out with a situation that they would like to see expressed in a few sentences. It can be any kind of response, too. [Humor, mystery, et cetera]. It doesn't have to matter. The example being: A guy accepting his oscar award.

The next person to reply would post up a scenario of the above requestion. This example would be: "I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother, my other brother, my other other brother, my stuffed teddy bear Snuffles, my grandmama, my grandpapa, my hillbilly cousin Zacharias, and did I mention Snuffles my teddy bear?" He accepts the award in tears.

Alright, so here's my request:
A man in a checkout line buying a condom.

=) Have fun.

[Ryan]

He walked up to the counter and briefly smiled at the checkout lady. His eyes traveled away to her and to the one simple item in his red basket. Smiling proudly, he took it out and set it on the belt.
The woman paid no mind as she grabbed for the item.
"Um, hold on. I've got a uqestion."
The woman's head snapped up and she raised an eyebrow.
"I could only find the ultra thin kind, but I need the ultra thick. Do you have any?"
The woman peered down to find herself holding a blue box that had "Ultra Thin Condoms" written across the top in bold black letters. She set the box down in a hurry and stepped back, obviously offended by the question.
"Oh, not you personally, I mean behind the counter."
The woman shook her head and rung up the condoms, a few seconds later the man walked out, holding the box of ultra thin condoms in his hand.


My request: A man goes to see a doctor about having a pandemonium in his pants.